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  Hardware destruction!

This is the page were faulty, obsolete or generally crappy equipment is put to its death. Normally, a defective item is discarded and forgotten about but there are days when you just need to destroy something. For example, you spend hours trying to find a fault and when you find the offending component, its a relief to smash it to bits. Also nothing is more satisfying than putting a hammer through a monitor screen which has a fault you just can't find; you know those faults where you think you have fixed it, put it all back together then it f**s up again.

There are only a few things but I will add more with time. I have done a few things in the past but I have only recently purchased a digital camera. Some of the things I did pre-camera was set a laptop on fire (well actually place it strategically on top of a pile of burning wood) and see how long it lasted before it died. Another was put the screens through on several Wyse 60 terminals (these are ancient pieces of crap) and finally another example was wire 60VDC to the 5V rail on a PC. The results were quite spectacular.

 

Old crappy Atari portable PC destruction

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Look at it. Pathetic crappy 'laptop' if you could call it that. Its actually an Atari portfolio hand held PC. This was the same type of machine John Connor used in Terminator 2 to hack the ATM. It has (had) a whopping 128kb of memory, a 8088 CPU, no hard disk, 128mb flash disks as storage and could only manage a video resolution of 40x25 characters. It could not even produce graphics hence the need to do this:-

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Hah. There, its been terminated. A large hammer was all that was needed. Note that several small pieces such as the keys and broken bits of plastics are not shown for clarity purposes.

PD / CD ROM drive destruction

There is no before picture as you all know what a CD ROM drive looks like. Well, actually this was a PD drive which was basically a writable CD in a cartridge. They were the in thing around 1994 but soon came obsolete when CD Writers became cheap enough for anyone to buy. The image below is of what happened when it was hit many times with a hammer after failing one day with horrible scraping noises.

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Panasonic PD drive is no more. All the bits have been swept into a heap for easier viewing.